ghostgif:

Horton Hears His Parents Having Sex

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officialunitedstates:

accioconfusion:

officialunitedstates:

I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms.  what does cnn stand for?  literally no one knows the answer

cable news network

could be.  literally no one knows

(via orgasmic-humor)

findingquentin:

there was a guy at the park today who was quentin tarantino so i asked him “are you quentin tarantino” and he said “no” so it actually wasn’t quentin tarantino but i feel like i’m getting close

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rexuality:

me: wow this is fucked up
vagina: idk it’s kinda hot :|
me: vagina no
vagina:  ( ͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡° )

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noneheavier0:

100% accurate 

noneheavier0:

100% accurate 

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anusclap:

laughing with your best friend until your stomachs hurt <3

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justasimplehoe:

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

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thedemigodinitiative:

Finishing homework at 4am

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nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

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