okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl
female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.
i wAS IN THE CAR FOR TWO FUCKING HOURS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT MACKLEMORE’S FIRST NAME, MICHAEL MACKLEMORE? JACK MACKLEMORE? BOB MACKLEMORE? RONALD MACKLEMORE? I GO HOME AND GOOGLE HIS N AME AND H IS NA ME ISNS’T EVEN FUCKING MACKLEMORE IT’S BEN HAGGERTY B E N H A G G E R T Y