May 2013
sisotowbell-lane:
I HAVE AN AUDITION FOR THE CALITHUMPIANS TOMORROW AND BARELY ANYTHING PREPARED AND PETER PACEY SCARES ME (IN AN ADMIRATION KIND OF WAY) AND I’M GONNA PUKE
You gon be fine gurl 👐
what she says: im fine. its nothing
what she means: i wish you were zayn malik
nigerian:
[singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”
I’m just too tired to fight.
taco bell employee: how are you today?
me: crunchwrap supreme
biteythevillain:
hell is literally when the bottom of your foot itches but if you scratch it it tickles
rneerkat:
the rough neighborhoods of italy are called the spaghetto
Turned 19 at a red light. Not sure what that says about my life, but I’m pretty sure it’s true.
cybercum:
cybercum:
cybercum:
he was a skater boy
she said give me anal boy
he said no
thegayloki:
danglingthpider:
rabioheab:
rabioheab:
i hate americans and their stupid fahrenheit temperatures
i only made this post in the hopes that someone would reblog it with the caption “don’t fahrenhate” and you’ve all disappointed me greatly
don’t be a celsiass
its too fahrenlate
eleventhdoctor:
i may not be beautiful but at least i know a lot of useless information
